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please
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The unhappy lot of the poor guitar technician; forever doomed to
be the prat out back with a file and a spanner, helping to make
the stars' lives and sounds just that much better. Contains gratuitous
obscenity. You have been warned. True, though... |
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The Moody Blues had a hit with the original version of this. It's
been quite heavily er, "modified" here. I worked for these
people. They weren't impressed with me and I wasn't impressed by
them. Contains gratuitous obscenity. You have been warned. |
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Commissioned
and written for the animated film:- "Ukulele God", the
brief was to produce something with as much inuendo as possible
but with absolutely no rude words; hence contains no gratuitous
obscenity!!! |
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Click
thumbnail for full-sized image. 12_string
harp with three melody strings on fretless ebony. This is how a
piece of Formica™® worktop used as a sound table can sound.  Hear
also:-  "Sarah"
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For techno-phobes
everywhere. Even though things have got considerably better since
this was written, Bill Gates really hasn't sorted it out yet, has
he? "Gooey screen". Really ought to contain gratuitous
obscenity. click |
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Written
by Ron Wood of the Rolling Stones in 1965 for a band I was in, called
The Method. That's me playing the guitar how Ron showed me. Scratchy
acetate rescued from a flooded cellar ! |
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In 1980
I was asked to design a set of childrens' toy characters as a family
for a TV animation series, and to write the music. Saved from duff
cassette. The sad story of a lost rubber band? Maybe the rubber
band fairies will come to the rescue... |
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Proof
that one really shouldn't attempt epic-proportioned mega-production
on just eight tracks... |
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"Ven ze rockets
go up, I don't care vehre zey come down; zat's not vot I'm paid
for", says Werner Von Braun... (from an idea by Cyril Molyneux).
"Meinungsverschiedenheit":-
A slight difference of opinion.
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The true
meaning of life in a nutshell. This was due for broadcast on BBC
radio the week Princess Diana died so I had to remove the fourth
verse. That's absolutely jam side down for sure. |
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They say
the best stuff comes from life rather than fiction. Inspired by
a broken light bulb and a broken (non-started) relationship. Do
people still do relationships? |
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Just never
got started here. Love between two would-be Romeo and Juliet victims.
Better to stay alive. |
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Something
I intended for the Jacuzzi company to use in an advertising campaign.
It never happened. The acoustic guitar instrumental version of this
is much better - coming soon (2004), hopefully. |
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Commisioned
medium-wave radio jingle 1995. Says it all, really. Sincerely wish
it contained gratuitous obscenity. |
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Could it be that
the ultimate formula has now been found?
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